Halfway through the box set of ‘Prison Break’ I suddenly felt inspired…. mash a great TV show with the poultry on Sanity Farm and you soon have a barnstormer of an idea! Just a shame about the typos…..

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original theatrical poster
Story and crazy picture concepts are copyright of © Mik Smith and TGBCH 2023.


Throughly impressed that the chicken knew what pliers were and managed to cut a hole in the fence.. wait … do they have thumbs?? Oh my god cats won’t be ruling the world, the chickens will with pliers
Ah…… chickens are VERY adaptable and can thumb-le their way through most things. Besides, were are talking about highly trained birds here. So, chainlink poses little problem to them 😉
Cats? Nah, chickens would win hands (with OR without thumbs) down!
The pliers had been cunningly customised in advance of the break. I neglected to explain this in the story and I should apologise for this :/
Obviously chickens do not have actual thumbs as that would just be plain silly! Therefore I chose to concentrate on thoroughly realistically elements such as a pair of chickens orchestrating a proper job breakout and discussing everything along the way. After all, everyone knows just how ingenius and verbose they are 😉
Sorry for taking like six and a half years to reply; have been in exile.